BALOTELLI IN THE HEADLINES

Unsurprisingly, Mario Balotelli managed to hit front covers this week on various news outlets. Albeit this time the stories have nothing to do about his off-the-field antics, it wouldn't be Mario if some sort of drama wasn't involved. In short, rumor has it that the Italian misfit could be shipped out during the January transfer window if Balo fails to produce on the field. He has only scored one goal so far this season for the Reds.

The prospective move should work out perfectly for Brendan Rodgers because, after all, he's got Rickie Lambert ready at his disposal if the Italian forward doesn't work out f*** all on the bench. Think Liverpool fans, Balotelli is your best bet. Unless you want the reincarnation of Andy Carroll (Directly pointing at Rickie right now), then by all means off load Super Mario.

If you're one of the sane people that think with your head and not with your d***, you'll stick with Balotelli for the rest of the season.