VAN GAAL SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT IT WAS JUST ROBIN'S SHIRT

If you haven't heard yet, Van Gaal labeled Van Persie's celebration "stupid", as the striker drew a yellow card for taking off his shirt in moments of jubilation after equalizing against Chelea in the 94th minute. However, why does LVG need to be so negative, imagine if Robin decided to run towards the corner flag, and dry hump that post in front of millions of viewers (yes, this celebration actually happened in the Australian league, check the video below)

It could be even worse Van Gaal, what if Robin pulled a Vucinic and whipped out his shorts and started waiving them around? (Possibly the greatest celebration of all time)

What if RVP got a bottle of champagne and just started spraying it all over his mouth erotically like my boy Chris Bosh?

Alright I'll stop now that was too much..